We Don’t Steal Babies is coming soon.About the book
Maisie MacDonald

No spoilers

Who’s who

The people in the book, as you meet them in the first few weeks, drawn the way a child would draw them. Nothing here gives away what happens.

At work

A child’s drawing of Maisie Maisie MacDonald. Twenty-five. Newly qualified. Owns a psychology degree she has mostly forgotten and a cardigan she spent twenty minutes choosing. Lives in a flat with a bakery downstairs. Believes she can save everyone, which is the first thing the job takes off you.

A child’s drawing of Ray Ray Campbell. Her mentor. Thirty years in. Carries a brown leather notebook with soft corners and makes tea as a form of supervision. Says very little, and means all of it. “Don’t look so terrified. Nobody lets you make big mistakes without me at your shoulder.”

A child’s drawing of Heather Edwards Heather Edwards. Assistant Team Manager. Blonde bob, perfect eyeliner, a stack of files carried under one arm like disciplined ducklings. Calls Maisie “MacDonald”. Is harsh, and is right, which is worse.

A child’s drawing of Mei Mei. Started two months before Maisie, so is practically a veteran. Silk scarf. Knows where the good biscuits are hidden and which toilets have the best acoustics for crying.

A child’s drawing of Ian Ian Chambers. The boss. Does the welcome talk. Tidy office, many plants, a great deal of enthusiasm.

At home

A child’s drawing of Mr Whiskers Mr Whiskers. One-eyed tabby tyrant and Maisie’s longest male relationship. Judges her. Is usually right.

A child’s drawing of Jo Jo. Best friend. Calls her Maze. Gives excellent advice by text, none of which is taken. “It’s a cardigan, Maze. Not a personality test.”

A child’s drawing of Chloe Chloe. Younger sister. Lives in London. Has a gym membership she uses.

A child’s drawing of Mum Mum. Says “nothing to worry about” in the voice that means the opposite.

A child’s drawing of Dad Dad. Quiet. Grows leeks. Gives advice without noticing he is doing it.

The children, and the people who love them

A child’s drawing of Billy Billy. Nine. Sits near doors and counts the exits. Carries a small red toy car everywhere he goes. The car has a name.

A child’s drawing of Elaine Elaine Okafor. Billy’s foster carer. Her house smells of plantain and clean laundry. She makes good toast and she doesn’t shout, which Billy has noticed.

A child’s drawing of Hana Hana. Fifteen. Very quiet. Draws doors.

A child’s drawing of Jade, holding Riley Jade. Eighteen, with a four-month-old called Riley and a file of her own that goes back to when she was eight. Prickly. Funny. Watching everything.

A child’s drawing of Leon Leon. A father with a history, in a contact centre, on a plastic chair, with a McDonald’s he has brought for two children who may not eat it. On time, every time.

The two men, and a dog

A child’s drawing of Jamie Jamie Adeyemi. Barrister. Family law. Meets Maisie when she is lost in a corridor and gives her directions. “Oh, I like you.”

A child’s drawing of Ben Ben Hartley. Paramedic. Lives a few streets over. Once spent twenty minutes telling her about the best chips in Coventry. Spends his days off at the dog shelter, and comes back with paw prints on his sleeve.

A child’s drawing of Doris, in her high-vis jacket Doris. One of the dogs. Three legs and trust issues.


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